A product I can get behind


God I love this country…As much as I love crappy reality television, I may love “special TV offer” product ads even more. Meet “Pajama Jeans” the fashion sensation that’s sweeping the nation. With features like, contrast stiching, brass rivets, and a sexy one size fits all boot cut fit, whats not to love about this product?

Oh yeah…did I forget to mention you can sleep in them?
Are you tired of passing out drunk, only to wake up with heavy, soggy, and stinky cotton jeans on? Well cheers to this, the proprietary “Pajama Jean” fabric also wicks away stinky urine to keep baby drunkard happy and dry!

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